We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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