3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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