it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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