who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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