I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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