I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
