He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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