Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
