i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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