Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the night ended with taco bell and tears
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just gargled with NyQuil
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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