Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
honey bunches of taint.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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