Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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