if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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