"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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