Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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