I don't think brook has ever known best
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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