he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
