IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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