u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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