I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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