I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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