How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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