It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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