id be glad to
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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