Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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