Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Watching her eat just hurts me
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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