Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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