ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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