I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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