so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's not a walk of shame if you run
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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