is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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