it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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