They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
