I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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