you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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