I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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