I want to make a zoo with you.
he puts the penis in happiness.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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