The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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