Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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