Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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