im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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