don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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