honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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