HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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