No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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