Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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