just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you guys were way drunker than both of me
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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