Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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