You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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