My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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