so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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