She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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