Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He did a backflip because drugs
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