didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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